- "You drag me out of this club to this apartment where someone just said he's killed Evil Ed, and now you want to just take me home?!"
- "Explain yourself, Charley Brewster, and this better be good!"
- "Once vampires know you have killed one of them, they don't want you around."
- "What are you gonna say to a vampire? 'Golly, Ed, how's eternal damnation treating you?'"
- "If God had wanted man to wear polyester, he would have given us plastic skin."
- "Five hundred books on trances and all they can tell me is count to ten backwards and snap my fingers. Somehow, I don't think that's going to work."
- The Revenge of Evil Ed!
- The Revenge of Evil Ed! (Conclusion)
- Psychedelic Death, Part 1
- Psychedelic Death, Part 2
- The Resurrection of Dracula, Part 1
- The Resurrection of Dracula, Part 2
- Potion Motion
- Blood Ball
- Fang Fusion
- Daddy's Girl
- The Charge of the Dead Brigade
- Were-Wolf, There-Wolf
- Fright Night 3-D Special
- Fright Night 3-D Fall Special